WHO WOULD YOU RATHER?!

Both Lady Gaga and Cyndi Lauper were spotted in New York City last night at the AMFAR event.

Who would YOU rather spend a night with?!

DONATELLA VERSACE IS HOT EH?!

Somebody save Donatella Versace... Her skin is burnin' off!!

The fashion mogul was spotted relaxing on the beach in St. Barts earlier today.

Just lookin' at her hurts!!

OCTOMOM IN A BIKINI!!

...Is this REALLY happening?!

TAYLOR MOMSEN IS LOOKIN' A LITTLE DEAD?!

Actress Taylor Momsen was helpin' promote the new Love Rocks products at Victoria’s Secret SoHo Store in New York City yesterday.

How many "corpse brides" can you spot?!

WHO CUT HAYLEY WILLIAMS' HAIR?!

Singer Hayley Williams of Paramore was spotted sportin' a MUCH SHORTER hair style at The People's Choice Awards earlier tonight.

Somebody tell her to grow it back ASAP!!

LADY GAGA BEING LADY GAGA...

Lady Gaga was spotted earlier tonight at The 13th Annual 2009 ACE Awards in New York City.

Ummm... Okay?!

WORST HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!

Jon Gosselin sucks!!

THE NEXT MILEY CYRUS?!

Miley Cyrus' little sister, Noah Lindsey Cyrus was spotted yesterday at The 16th Annual Dream Halloween Event held at The Barker Hangar in Santa Monica.

Think she can do better than Miley?!

WANT A SWEET KISS?!

That Leave Britney Alone dude Chris Crocker wants to give you a sweet kiss!!

WHO WOULD YOU RATHER?!

Singer Jennifer Hudson and designer Donatella Versace were spotted earlier tonight at The 2009 Whitney Museum Gala in New York City.

Who would YOU rather?!

SOMETHING SEEMS WRONG WITH POSH...

Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice looked as if she was having an "off" day while she attended the Bergdorf Goodman Celebration in New York City earlier tonight.

Not hot!!!!!

RENEE ZELLWEGER IS PISSED OFF FOR SOME REASON?!

Check out that look on Renee Zellweger's face earlier today at the premiere of The September Issue in New York City.

If looks could kill...

NAOMI CAMPBELL DOESN'T LIKE UNDERWEAR!!

I see London, I see France, Naomi's not wearing any underpants - CLICK HERE for the gross uncensored version (NSFW)!!

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE UMPA LUMPAS?!

In Hollywood, you're nobody unless you've got a tan!! As someone once said,

"The more desperate you are for fame, the darker your tan should be."

While some people can pull it off, and some look much healthier with a fake tan, the majority of people who "fake and bake" end up looking like complete shit!!

The sad thing is that these celebrities are role models to the youth in our society and when young girls/guys see their favourite star glowing like an Umpa Lumpa, they figure they should too.

All of a sudden you see 9 out of 10 people walking around as if they just sat in front of the sun for a year to turn their skin all leathery... It's gross people!! How can you think BEING ORANGE looks hot??

The photos above should be enough of a warning to NOT try and look like your favourite star; If it doesn't work for Lindsay Lohan, Valentino or Christina Aguilera, why would it work for you?!

I'm not saying tanning is bad, I'm just saying you don't need to go tanning everyday - Once every few weeks is fine, but the second you start looking like an orange creamsicle, you should seriously STOP!!

And hey, if looking like a fool doesn't stop you from fake tanning, maybe these side effects will: Skin Cancer, Hepatitis and Canthaxanthin Retinopathy (a condition in which yellow deposits form in the retina of the eye). As well, a new analysis confirming tanning beds are a leading cause of CANCER was recently released by the World Health Organization.

Yummy right?!

Ultimately its your decision and your body, I'm just here to let you know the facts. And for all that money you'd save on tans, you can take me out on a date for giving you such great advice!!

Have a great day...

THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE...

Kourtney Kardashian and her unfortunate looking sister, Khloe Kardashian were both spotted earlier today in Miami, Florida.

Which one would you go for?!

TORI SPELLING'S NIPPLES ARE LARGE AND IN CHARGE!!

Tori Spelling is currently vacationing in Hawaii with her family.

Sadly, that's not the end of the story.

CLICK HERE to lose 100 pounds by puking to an image of Tori Spelling's huge nipples (NSFW)!!

A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE?!

Lindsay Lohan was spotted shopping at Blue & Cream in New York City earlier today.

So hot right?!

Kinda reminds me of my Umpa Lumpa rant!!

UPDATE: According to reports, Samantha Ronson JUST dumped Lindsay AGAIN via text message!!

WHAT'S UP WITH SHANE WEST'S HAIR?!

Check out actor Shane West's new summer hair-do last night at Lavo Nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada - What do you think?! 

WHO IS UGLIER: PHOEBE PRICE OR ILIANA FISCHER?!

Who do you think is less fortunate looking - Phobe Price or Iliana Fischer?!

This ones hard to decide on, however, I def. think Iliana is more _ _ _ _ ed up, and I kinda like redheads these days!!

Anyways, CLICK HERE to see my interview with Iliana from a few days ago!!

UPDATE: I have now crowned Iliana the UGLIER of the two... Not because of her looks, but because her stupidity/personality just makes me feel dumber for even writing about her. Check out what she just posted on her Facebook page:

"WELL,I THINK ZACK TAYLOR'S MAD AT ME....HE POSTED BAD PICTURES OF ME ON THE FRONT PAGE OF HIS SITE AND IS CALLING ME UGLY...AND IT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS...(TEARS FALLING)... HE TRIED TO USE "THE RULES OF THE GAME" (NEIL STRAUSS) ON ME, AND IT BACKFIRED...HE'S MAD AT HIMSELF NOW AND IS TAKING IT OUT ON ME...WHAT A JORK (JERK+DORK)... HERE'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT"

She then linked to a video she recorded over a year ago (I guess she likes re-using videos she's made about other people). In the video she POURS eye-drops into her eyes to make it seem like she's crying, yet she does it ON CAMERA - Talk about a GREAT actress right?!

Anyways, there's not much else I can say about this girl, however, she def. gives me a good laugh, and is a prime example of how girls SHOULDN'T ACT!! 

LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER?!

Check out how "sexy" Hayden Panettiere's mommy looked the other night in L.A. - I wonder if Hayden will be lucky enough to look like that when she hits 52?!

UGLY PERSON OF THE DAY...

Tila Tequila wins today's honour after she was spotted lookin' LIKE THIS at last night's Maxim Hot 100 party!! 

AUDRINA PATRIDGE GETS DRUNK!!

Check out these hilarious photos of Audrina Patridge leaving her birthday celebration over the weekend at Beso - Where is she lookin'?!

LINDSAY LOHAN'S SPRAY TAN MAKES ME WANNA PUKE!!

Lindsay Lohan took some time away from her "busy" schedule to attend the launch of Sevin Nyne at Sephora in Santa Monica, California yesterday - Could they seriously NOT FIND an uglier model to pose for pictures using the spray tanner?!

...This product is doomed to fail!! PUKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TILA TEQUILA SHOULD GIVE-UP!!

Check out Tila Tequila's pathetic attempt at making a music video - WOW... I'm speechless, yet filled with complete laughter... WHAT-A-LOSER!!!!!

Hey Tila, I guess we really know who the real douchebag is now!!!

UGLY PERSON OF THE DAY: LADY GAGA!!

Lady GaGa showed for the Hogan Charity Cocktail for Best Buddies Association Benefit in Paris, France lookin' LIKE THIS!!

At least she's not wearing silver I know she's got her own "unique" style, but common... So uglyyyyy!!!!!

JOEL MADDEN CHANGES HIS HAIR COLOUR!!

Hahahaha check out Good Charlotte's Joel Madden's new look!!

Do you like it?! Did Nicole make him do this?!

TARA REID LOVES TO PLAY WITH FOOTBALLS!!

She used to be my "fantasy girl" but these days, American Pie actress, Tara Reid doesn't look so HOT :(

Even though she looked better (than two years ago) over the weekend while playin' football on the beach, I can't help but feel sorry for her - It's not her fault she's an alcoholic and had a plastic surgery nightmare right?!

BROOKE HOGAN GETS DRUNK, TRIES TO SING, AND PICK-UP GIRLS!!

Singer, Brooke Hogan was spotted last night gettin' trashed at Sobe Live in Miami Beach, Florida.

She should really just give-up on her singing career already!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO SETH GREEN'S HAIR?!

Check out the disaster that is Seth Green's hair (if you can even say hair) last night at the 17 Again premiere in Hollywood - I wonder what actress Michelle Trachtenberg is thinkin' here?!

NICKY HILTON GIVES BAD 'HILL'S HAIR"!!

Nicky Hilton tried her best, but FAILED last night to pull off the "Hill's Hair" look at Prive Las Vegas - The only person who I've seen pull off this look not on the show, was Jennifer Aniston at The Oscars!!