THE TWO-YEAR-OLD INDONESIAN SMOKER HAS FINALLY QUIT!!

The two-year-old Indonesian smoker has apparently kicked his two-pack-a-day habit!!

Ardi Rizal , who lives in the South Sumatran fishing village of Musi Banyuasin, shocked the world when a video of him smoking was posted on the Internet earlier this year, however, after some extensive therapy, reports say he has quit...

"He has quit smoking and the most important thing is he doesn't ask for cigarettes anymore He received psychosocial therapy for one month, during which therapists kept him busy with activities and encouraged him to play with kids of the same age. We diverted his addiction from cigarettes to playing."

Congrats lil guy!!

ZSA ZSA GABOR'S HUSBAND WANTS TO PLASTINATE HER BODY!!

Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Frederic Von Anhalt says he plans to plastinate his wife's body after she dies!!

"My wife has always dreamt that her beauty would be immortal. I would like to show the plastinated body of Zsa Zsa Gabor in the context of a scene in one of her films."

Seems kinda creepy no?!

JERRY LEWIS WANTS TO SPANK LINDSAY LOHAN & PARIS HILTON!!

Jerry Lewis is speaking-out, and not holding back, on everything that has been happening with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton recently!!

The 84-year-old entertainer shared his views on what he would do if he ran into either Lindsay or Paris...

"I would smack her in the mouth. I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would say 'you deserve this and nothing else'... Whack! And then if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and spank her. And the same thing goes with Paris Hilton. Those children are begging for help. What they're doing is saying I'm f**ked up. Can you help me? When people who have celebrity give nothing in return, they need a spanking and a reprimand."

I feel like Lindz / Paris would enjoy a good spanking!!

JUSTIN BIEBER REALLY ENJOYS SINGING WITH MILEY CYRUS!!

 

Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were spotted singing a little duet at Madison Square Garden in New York City last night.

By the expression on Justin's face, it seems like he may have finally hit puberty and "busted a nut" while on-stage with Miley!!

CLICK HERE to see a video of what some other stars had to say about Justin hitting puberty.

TROY POLAMALU GETS HIS HAIR INSURED FOR $1 MILLION!!

 

Pittsburgh Steelers safety Troy Polamalu’s hair is now worth $1 million!!

Troy, who has not cut his hair since 2000, endorses Head & Shoulders shampoo, whose parent company has just bought an insurance policy to protect his hair throughout the upcoming NFL season...

“They’ve created the first ever insurance policy to protect his iconic mane for the entire NFL season. Troy Polamalu now has hair worth $1 million."

I gotta me one of these insurance policies!!

RV OWNER CHALLENGES TAYLOR LAUTNER TO A PUSH-UP CONTEST!!

 

Taylor Lautner’s lawsuit that he filed last week, may not be resolved by a judge or jury!!

The actor recently sued McMahon’s RV, after the company failed to deliver a promised $300,000 trailer he was going to use during his Abduction filming - According to the suit, Taylor didn’t receive the trailer by the agreed upon date, and on the grounds of “emotional distress", is seeking $40,000 in damages from the company.

But in a funny twist, the RV company’s owner Brent McMahon, has come up with the suggestion that he and Taylor settle the issue through a push-up contest... Brent has vowed that should he win, the money would go to The Children’s Hospital of Orange County.

No word yet if Taylor will drop the lawsuit and take the company's owner up on his challenge, but I think it's a great publicity stunt idea!!

UPDATE: A lawyer for Taylor has finally responded to Brent's challenge: "While we will not dignify Mr. McMahon's facetious suggestion of a contest to settle a legal claim with a response, we do welcome the opportunity for him to resolve this matter by making a $40,000 donation to the charity of Mr. Lautner's choice, and we will be in touch with his counsel to see if he will make good on this offer."

NICK JONAS IS A CATCHER!!

 

During a recent Jonas Brothers Road Dogs baseball game in New Jersey, Nick Jonas switched-up his role and played the catcher.

Need I say more?!

LINDSAY LOHAN OFFERED $1 MILLION TO HOST A RADIO SHOW!!

 

See what going to jail & rehab does for your career... Lindsay Lohan has been offered a $1 million contract to host her own radio show for a few months on Party 105.3 in New York!!

The actress was offered the deal yesterday by the radio station to host a morning drive radio show WITH HER MOTHER on 105.3, which is based in the area where she grew up...

“We think that hosting a morning program would be the perfect gig for Lohan… If Lohan wants to take some time off from Hollywood and spend some much-needed R&R with her family but still needs to atone for her reported $600,000 in credit card debt, hosting Party 105’s morning show would be an ideal way for the starlet to reconnect with her fans."

Besides the fact that Lindsay is under court order to remain in Los Angeles, I doubt she would even consider the offer... But I'm sure her mother would do it in a second!!

KIM KARDASHIAN SAYS SHE WOULD DATE JUSTIN BIEBER!!

Somebody get ready to call the cops...

In a recent interview, 29-year-old Kim Kardashian spoke about her recent photo-shoot with Justin Bieber, and admitted that she would date the 16-year-old if he were legal...

"I thought the shoot was all in fun, we had a good time. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion on it. But we were just having a good time. The amazing creative team at Elle magazine obviously thought it was a great shoot and so did everyone. Everyone's loved it. It was all in fun. If he were of legal age, yeah, I'd date him... He definitely has this swag to him."

Maybe she should just stick to her current boyfriend, Miles Austin?!

JUSTIN BIEBER FALLS VICTIM TO AN INGROWN HAIR!!

 

Justin Bieber is slowly going through puberty, and last week something happened to him that many young kids experience... An ingrown hair!!

While the 16-year-old singer was vacationing with his father in Barbados, a ZackTaylor.ca source (don't even ask how we got this information), tells us that little Justin "looked down and freaked out thinking he had contracted some sort of disease!" - Luckily his dad was there, and helped him remove the ingrown with some tweezers.

Aww poor Justin haha... For anyone else who needs help on how to get rid of an ingrown hair, go here!!

TIGER WOODS' FORMER MISSTRESSES WANT HIM BACK!!

Now that Tiger Woods is single, all his former alleged misstresses want him back!!

According to reports, Devon James, Rachel Uchitel, Jamie Jungers, and Jaimee Grubbs have all expressed to the media their interest in trying to win his heart back, because they still "love him".

His first mistress, Rachel, says:

"I feel horrible for him. He loved [Elin]. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me. I'd give up everything to be with him again."

Somebody needs to sign Tiger up for the next season of The Bachelor!!

SOME CRAZY WOMAN THROWS A CAT IN THE GARBAGE!!

A woman in Coventry, England was caught on a surveillance camera throwing a stray kitten into a garbage can!!

The cat was found 15-hours later in good shape and the woman was never found.

Crazyness!!!!

THE SITUATION IS MAKING WAY MORE MONEY THAN YOU!!

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from MTV's Jersey Shore is goin' to be fist-pumping all the way to the bank later this year!!

According to reports, Mike is estimated to make between $5 - $7 million in 2010 thanks to Jersey Shore and all his other product endorsements.

I think it's time I re-evaluate my career?!

UPDATE: It's being reported that Mike will be a contestant on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars!!

HEIDI MONTAG AND KARISSA SHANNON FILMED A SEX TAPE?!

 

Not only is Spencer Pratt planning on releasing a sex tape of himelf and Heidi Montag doing it, he says he also has one of his soon-to-be ex-wife getting it on with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon!!

The tape supposedly shows Karissa and Heidi "all over each other" while drunk at the Playboy Mansion last year - Karissa confirms that such a tape DOES exist, and says that if it ever sees the light of day, she'll sue Spencer.

Let the fun begin!!

WANT TO SEE SPENCER PRATT & HEIDI MONTAG HAVE SEX?!

 

Spencer Pratt is currently shopping around what he claims is a sex tape featuring himself and his soon-to-be ex-wife Heidi Montag!!

Vivid Entertainment owner Steven Hirsch says,

"I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag. We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal."

Urgh... SPEIDI just needs to go AWAY!!

RACHEL UCHITEL SEDUCES ANOTHER TIGER WITH HER MILK!!

 

Check out the photo above of Tiger Woods' mistress, Rachel Uchitel, feeding a tiger some breast milk!!

The mistress, who was paid $10 million to keep quiet during the cheating scandal, recently shot a series of Facebook videos for Cameo Stars with a tiger cub.

She looks like she knows how to handle a tiger like a pro!!

SAMANTHA RONSON GETS SLAPPED WHILE DJING AN EVENT!!

 

According to reports, Peter Cary Peterson, from Bravo's NYC Prep, SLAPPED Samantha Ronson at The Standard Hotel earlier this week while she was spinning some tunes!!

I guess he didn't like the music?! No word yet on what caused him to slap her, but after the incident, the bouncers quickly escorted him out of the club, where he took to his Facebook and wrote:

"bitch slapped samantha ronson last night- lifetime ban from the standard- superb."

Poor Sam didn't have Lindsay Lohan there to protect her!!

THERE'S A WILD TIGER KE$HA LOOSE IN NEW YORK CITY!!

 

For some strange reason, Ke$ha was spotted yesterday afternoon in New York City sporting a tiger mask as she left her hotel.

Halloween is still in October right?!

A CLUB IN MONTREAL WON'T LET FAT GIRLS COME INSIDE!!

A nightclub in Montreal has sent out a VERY CLEAR message to everyone... They don't want any fat girls coming to their venue!!

Club Muzique sent out an invite / message from their Facebook page Friday night that told everyone not to show-up if they were fat.

Stefano Apostolakos, a club promoter in Montreal had this to say,

"Everybody knows clubs are selective. Discrimination comes with the right to refuse entrance, but they'll never tell you you can't come in because of your looks... [Muzique] was just being honest."

After A LOT of people got upset, the club pulled the invite and said they were sorry... after the Friday night event!!

TILA TEQUILA GETS INTO A SHITTY SITUATION AT A CONCERT!!

 

Tila Tequila was the victim of "crowd violence" at a concert in Illinois last night!!

According to Tila, she walked onto the stage at the Gathering of the Juggalos event, a concert featuring such acts as Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings, and the crowd went wild... 

"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-o-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage."

I hope she has a good dry cleaner!!

DONALD DUCK IS IN BIG TROUBLE FOR TOUCHING A GIRL'S BOOBIE!!

 

You may want to think twice the next time you take a photo or hug one of those costumed characters at Disney World...

According to reports, a 27-year-old female named April Magolon is suing Disney World after Donald Duck grabbed her boob during a recent visit!!

April seeking $50,000 for negligence, battery, and emotional distress after the furry character grappled her breast with a white-gloved hand, then "made gestures making a joke indicating he had done something wrong" - April says she has post-traumatic stress disorder and needs the money for treatment.

Donald's girlfriend Daisy Duck is gonna be pissed!!

JOE JONAS GETS ARRESTED?!

 

Joe Jonas apparently got himself in trouble with the law!!

The middle member of The Jonas Brothers recently posted the above photo of himself onto his Twitter account to share with his followers that he had been "put under arrest" by a police officer during one of his tour stops.

Obviously the photo is a joke, but you just KNOW Joe would love it in jail more than Lindsay Lohan!!

SPENCER PRATT IS (SORTA) GOING INTO THE PORN BIZ!!

 

Doing his best to find work now that his stint on The Hills has come to an end, Spencer Pratt was spotted last night in Hollywood scouting out locations for his upcoming movie, Tower 69: Beach Patrol Featuring 3D Boobs!!

Just the other day Spencer spent over $7,000 at a strip club trying to find "good talent" for his flick.

This guy will do anything for attention eh?! Kinda can't wait to see what he does next!!

TAYLOR MOMSEN SAYS SHE LOVES "PLEASURING HERSELF"!!

 

Actress / singer Taylor Momsen recently mentioned that she uses a vibrator in her spare time, and many people were shocked that the teen would admit something like that in public!!

Well, Taylor doesn't give a sh*t what anybody thinks, and had this to say in a recent interview about the whole thing...

"I'm not a whore for masturbating, so f**k you if you want to call me one. I think women should equally be allowed to pleasure themselves as much as men. I think that if that has any more controversy than a man talking about pleasuring himself, then there's something wrong with the world."

Sounds great, and I completely agree, but I kinda don't wanna hear it from a 17-year old!!

MARK WAHLBERG'S SON WAS ATTACKED BY A GIANT OCTOPUS!!

 

Mark Wahlberg is NOT a fan of giant octopus!!

The actor has revealed that on a recent trip to an aquarium with his family in California, his four-year old son Michael got attacked by an octopus...

"We have a tour guide so she's like, 'You have a special treat today, we'll be able to take you behind the tank and you'll be able to see the octopus...' So this women pulls out this gigantic octopus, the thing latches on to my son's arm. It's got my wife, it's wrapped completely around the lady, and another guy's just standing there. They can't get this octopus off. Once the woman who handles the octopus starts freaking out I knew there was a problem. She couldn't even get away from the thing. She had to have help come running in. Once I got my kid out of there I said, 'Let's go!' I left the lady there. That's her problem."

...And then they had calamari for dinner!!

TAYLOR MOMSEN HAS NO IDEA WHO JUSTIN BIEBER IS!!

 

Actress / singer Taylor Momsen must be spending too much time with her sex toys the only person who doesn’t know who Justin Bieber is!!

She was recently asked about Justin, and admitted, “I don’t know who Justin Bieber is… That’s not a diss, I just don’t know." - She did go on to mention that she's ONLY aware of his name because people keep mentioning it to her.

Somebody needs to introduce these two ASAP!!

BEST CAKE EVER CREATED...

 

...ZackTaylor.ca reader Andrew is one lucky guy!!

JAKE GYLLENHAAL USED TO BE AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL NERD!!

 

Check out this recently uncovered elementary school yearbook photo of actor Jake Gyllenhaal.

Haha... He kinda looks like Minkus from Boy Meets World!!

ALI FEDOTOWSKY USED TO DRINK, SMOKE, AND DO DRUGS!!

 

The Bachelorette's Ali Fedotowsky used to enjoy using Ecstasy!!

According to a just-released old diary she kept, Ali used to go on drinking binges, smoke drugs, and take Ecstasy...

"It was really fun at first [trying ecstasy]... I went downstairs to sleep at 4:30 and sat there until 6:30. I was completely freaking out. I really thought I was supposed to die. I really thought I would... I was so scared."

I wonder if her new fiancée Roberto Martinez know about her crazy past?! And I also wonder if she has taken any "special" phone pictures for him?!

LINDSAY LOHAN LEADS A PRETTY WILD ANIMATED LIFE!!

Check out what a Taiwanese News Channel created as their interpretation of everything that is Lindsay Lohan!!

Looks a great future movie to me!!