NIKOLAI KHABIBULIN SENTENCED TO THIRTY DAYS IN JAIL!!

Edmonton Oilers goalie Nikolai Khabibulin has been ordered to spend 30 days in jail for drinking & driving!!

"Khabibulin was arrested at approximately 12:35 a.m. on Feb. 8 near his home in Paradise Valley, a town in the Phoenix metropolitan area, after an officer tagged him for speeding in a black Ferrari. Khabibulin agreed to perform field sobriety tests and eventually consented to a blood test, which revealed his blood-alcohol content to be .164 -- more than twice the legal limit."

In addition to the jail time, he was also issued $1,507.60 in fines and is required to participate in an alcohol program... No word yet on how the NHL plans to handle the situation.

CHRIS BOSH AND ADRIENNE WILLIAMS ARE NOW ENGAGED!!

 

Chris Bosh signed a $100 million contract with the Miami Heat back in July, and now he’s engaged to his girlfriend of a year, Adrienne Williams!!

The NBA star proposed to his girlfriend in front of the couple’s new home in Miami over the weekend, and then celebrated their engagement at LIV Nightclub.

Congrats... But you still suck for leaving The Toronto Raptors!!

BAR REFAELI SHOULD REALLY START PLAYING MORE TENNIS!!

 

Bar Refaeli was spotted playin' some tennis at The Nike Tennis Primetime Knockout Event in New York City yesterday.

The 25-year-old model competed with tennis star Rafael Nadal in a friendly match against New York Giants player Justin Tuck and tennis player Victoria Azarenka.

I bet A LOT more people would watch tennis if she played!!

MICHAEL JORDAN'S SONS LOSE $56K WHILE IN LAS VEGAS!!

 

Michael Jordan's two sons, Marcus Jordan & Jeff Jordan, went to Vegas with their teammate A.J. Rompza last weekend and lost $56,000 while gambling at a casino!!

20-year-old Marcus and 21-year-old Jeff, who play for the UCF Knights basketball team, let the world know about how much they lost via Twitter...

"Last night was stupid... 35k at Haze... Totals 56k something the whole day.. Damn!! Going to the pool again today.. Gotta relax!"

Don't you have to be 21 to gamble / party in Vegas?! Better call-up daddy for some more money!!

R.I.P. GEORGE STEINBRENNER...

 

Yankees owner George Steinbrenner died earlier today after suffering a massive heart attack!!

During his 37-year ownership of the club, the Yankees won 7 World Series titles and 11 penants.

He had just celebrated his 80th birthday on July 4th... R.I.P.

MARISA MILLER: HOT OR NOT?!

Showing off her sporty side, model Marisa Miller was spotted the other day at The Taco Bell All-Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game in Anaheim, California.

Hot or not?!

PAUL THE OCTOPUS IS GOING BACK TO BEING AN OCTOPUS!!

Before anybody tries to expose Paul The Octopus' psychic secrets, his aquarium has announced that he is officially retiring!!

A spokeswoman from The Sea Life Aquarium in Germany says that Paul will not predict another sports game, political election or anything else - Paul will go back to doing what he loves the most... playing with his handlers and entertaining kids.

Damn!! I wanted Paul to tell me who's the stupid "saboteur" on Big Brother this season!!

SPAIN WINS THE 2010 FIFA WORLD CUP TOURNAMENT!!

 

Paul The Octopus predicted that Spain would win The 2010 FIFA World Cup finals against The Netherlands... and he was right as always!!

Midfielder Andres Iniesta scored the game's only goal to give Spain a 1-0 win in the second period of extra time - It's the first time Spain has ever won the tournament.

Congrats!!

MICHAEL JORDAN ANSWERS A VERY TOUGH QUESTION...

...Who's a better player, Kobe Bryant or LeBron James?!

LEBRON JAMES IS BRINGING THE HEAT TO MIAMI!!

 

LeBron James is now a member of The Miami Heat!!

The NBA superstar made the decision today to join Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh to make a run for the championship next season in South Beach - Insiders suggest LeBron will make around $96 million when he signs a 5-year contract with the team.

I guess the free lap-dances for life offer in New York with The Knicks couldn't even get him to sign with them!!

UPDATE 1: Fans in Cleveland have started to burn their LeBron jerseys - You can probably get season tickets to Cavs games at a pretty good price right now!!

UPDATE 2: The Cavs' owner Dan Gilbert slams LeBron James in an open letter to fans!!

LANCE ARMSTRONG WILL BE RIDING ONE MORE TIME!!

Lance Armstrong has announced that this year's Tour de France will be his last!!

The seven-time winner made the announcement on his Twitter earlier today:

"Yes, this will be final Tour de France. It's been a great ride. Looking forward to 3 great weeks."

I hope he wins!!

GERMANY'S MANAGER JOACHIM LOEW LOVES EATING HIS BOOGERS!!

Germany manager Joachim Loew was caught picking his nose and EATING his boogers during his team's 4-1 World Cup win over the weekend.

I guess his opponents failed to give him enough to chew on ;)

CLICK HERE to watch the video of it haha!!

BILL CLINTON AND MICK JAGGER CHEER ON TEAM USA!!

Bill Clinton and Mick Jagger were spotted yesterday afternoon cheering on Team USA during their World Cup match in South Africa!!

Unfortunately, USA lost their match to Ghana, and were knocked out of the tournament.

Drink up boys... It's gonna be a long flight home!!

THE LONGEST MATCH IN TENNIS HISTORY FINISHED TODAY!!

Earlier today, history was made during the Wimbledon tennis tournament, as John Isner & Nicolas Mahut were involved in the longest tennis match in history!!

The game lasted 11 hours and 5 minutes (over 3 days) with Isner winning in the end - The match smashed the previous record of 6 hours and 33-minutes, between Arnaud Clement & Fabrice Santoro at The 2004 French Open.

Totally epic!!

PUCK BUNNIES CAPTURE THE STANLEY CUP IN LAS VEGAS!!

 

Players from the 2010 Stanley Cup champs, Chicago Blackhawks, were spotted partyin' by the pool in Las Vegas before the big NHL Awards at The Palms Casino Resort last night!!

A ZackTaylor.ca reader at the "celebration party" reports,

"The guys were passing around the cup and having a good time. Girls were rubbing their tits on it for good luck!"

Puck bunnies... Gotta love 'em!!

TIGER WOODS SPENDS FATHER'S DAY ON THE GOLF COURSE!!

Tiger Woods had to deal with those hilarious signs while playing The Masters, and he will have to do the SAME today during The U.S. Open!! 

According to reports, a plane has been hired to fly two banners over the Pebble Beach golf course today... The first will say, "TIGER: ARE YOU MY DADDY?" and the second will read, "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TIGER LOL."

Happy Father's Day Tiger!!

LADY GAGA SHOWS HER SUPPORT FOR THE YANKEES!!

Lady Gaga was spotted being her "normal" self yesterday afternoon at The New York Yankees baseball game!!

I feel like more girls should wear / show their black bras and go pantless at games... Talk about a whole new way to do the seventh-inning stretch ;)

JAKE GYLLENHAAL REALLY ENJOYS GOIN' TO BASKETBALL GAMES!!

Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted at The Lakers vs. Celtics game in L.A. with a couple of his friends last night.

He had some pretty greats seats to watch ALL the action eh?!

ENGLAND'S ROBERT GREEN IS STILL ALIVE AFTER HIS SCREW-UP!!

A couple days after his world famous World Cup f**k-up, England goalkeeper Robert Green, was spotted earlier today watching his back-up NOT drop the ball during a practice session!!

It's never too late to learn right?!

EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS WATCHING SOCCER THIS WEEKEND!!

While the 2010 FIFA World Cup Tournament takes place in South Africa, the 2010 Sexy Soccer Erotic Tournament has been happening in Belin, Germany!!

Earlier today porn-stars Jana Bach, Sexy Cora, Conny Dachs, Annina Ucartis, Maria Mia and others were spotted "playing" in an opening match game.

When it comes to "sexy soccer", we are ALL winners!!

LET THE 2010 WORLD CUP BEGIN!!

LADY GAGA TELLS NEW YORK METS FANS TO F**K OFF!!

A pissed-off Lady Gaga was spotted earlier today at The Mets baseball game in New York City!!

The singer was spotted giving the middle finger to the crowd from her front row seats - After getting into a fight with some fans Lady Gaga and her entourage left their seats behind the dugout, and switched to a more private luxury suite.

Somebody needs to get her a fresh hot dog & beer ASAP!!

THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS WIN THE 2010 STANLEY CUP!!

The Chicago Blackhawks are Stanley Cup champions for the first time in 49 years!!

Patrick Kane scored in overtime to give The Hawks a 4-3 win over The Philadelphia Flyers in Game 6 earlier tonight.

Congrats guys!!

WOODY HARRELSON SCORES THE WINNER IN SOCCER AID 2010!!

Actor Woody Harrelson scored an amazing winning goal in Soccer Aid 2010!!

And who says actors can't play sports?!

SOME BIG NAMES WATCHED THE HAWKS BEAT THE FLYERS!!

Looks like The Chicago Blackhawks are on their way to winning their first Stanley Cup in 49 years (the NHL's longest active championship drought)!!

Earlier tonight, Michael Jordan, Vince Vaughn and Kayla Weber were spotted watching The Hawks beat The Flyers and take a 3-2 series lead.

Go Leafs Hawks Go!!

JUSTIN BIEBER IS APPROXIMATELY TWO STANLEY CUPS IN HEIGHT!!

While in New York City, Justin Bieber came face-to-face with another huge star... The Stanley Cup!!

Little Bieber took some time to pose with the famous NHL trophy he will never win.

Go Leafs Hawks Go!!

DUSTIN HOFFMAN & JASON BATEMAN SHARE A TENDER MOMENT!!

While at last night's Lakers vs. Celtics game inside The Staples Center, Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman shared a passionate kiss for all to see!!

When the Kiss Cam caught Hoffman on the JumboTron, instead of turning to his wife, the 72-year-old actor smacked a wet one on Bateman!!

He's def. GOT GAME eh?!

EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS!!

Kobe Bryant helped The Lakers' win over The Celtics in Game 1 of The NBA Finals last night, leading his team with 30 points and 6 assists!!

But perhaps his concentration was the most impressive part of his game... During the 4th quarter, Kobe sat at the bench while Chris Rock, sat just a few inches away talking - Watch the video above to see Kobe's response!!

CUBS FAN CATCHES BASEBALL WITH HIS BEER & CHUGS IT!!

During batting practice at Wrigley Field, a Cubs fan caught a baseball with his beer... Pretty awesome if you ask me!!

JAKE GYLLENHAAL GETS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT BASKETBALL!!

Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted (you can just see his excitement) courtside at The TD Bank Garden in Boston last night cheerin' on his team!!

How about 'em Raptors?!