EDMONTON OFFICIALS ARE PISSED-OFF AT LADY GAGA!!

 

A few nights ago, Lady GaGa Tweeted the above photo of an Oil Country sign with a key letter missing along with the message, "Holy mother of laughter!" after her performance in Edmonton, Alberta!!

City officials are pissed-off with the pop star because they think "she has soiled the city's image" - Mayor Stephen Mandel had this to say about everything:

"Some things are disgusting and you shouldn't have to say they're disgusting. I think it demeans them more than anything else."

Wow... Some people need to learn to take a joke!!

A CLUB IN MONTREAL WON'T LET FAT GIRLS COME INSIDE!!

A nightclub in Montreal has sent out a VERY CLEAR message to everyone... They don't want any fat girls coming to their venue!!

Club Muzique sent out an invite / message from their Facebook page Friday night that told everyone not to show-up if they were fat.

Stefano Apostolakos, a club promoter in Montreal had this to say,

"Everybody knows clubs are selective. Discrimination comes with the right to refuse entrance, but they'll never tell you you can't come in because of your looks... [Muzique] was just being honest."

After A LOT of people got upset, the club pulled the invite and said they were sorry... after the Friday night event!!

CHEECH & CHONG HAVE A MESSAGE FOR STEPHEN HARPER...

Cheech and Chong have some advice for Canada's Prime Minister Stephen Harper when it comes to Canada's marijuana laws...

The two say that Mr. Harper should wise up to the public will, and pull his head out of former US President George Bush's butt!!

They are pissed-off that Canadian authorities, after nearly decriminalizing pot a few years ago, have made a 180-degree policy shift that has led to a lot of recent pot busts.

The Stoner comedians made the bold statement over the weekend while in Montreal, where they were hosting the Just For Laughs Festival.

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!

Happy 4th of July to all our ZackTaylor.ca American readers!!

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!

Canada is now 143 years-old eh?!

It's July 1st and that means it's Canada Day formerly known as, Dominion Day - Today marks the joining of the British colonies of Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and the Province of Canada which happened on July 1st 1867.

Have a Canadian beer (if you're of legal age) and enjoy your day!!

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA NOW CONTROLS THE INTERNET!!

President Barack Obama has taken over the Internet (in the USA)!!

A US. Senate Panel approved an Internet “Kill Switch” for Obama - The so-called “Kill Switch” gives Obama the power to “turn off the Internet” whenever he feels there is a threat to The United States.

The premise of the new bill:

"We have to defend ourselves against a hypothetical attack by a foreign power on this country’s computers over the Internet."

Good thing I do most of my blogging from Canada... right?!

QUOTE OF THE DAY...

Actor Rainn Wilson had these thoughts about the Toronto G20 riots that happened over the weekend...

"Those riots in Toronto were intense! The angriest I'd ever seen a Canadian before was Avril Lavigne singing Sk8ter Boy!"

I still like what one person suggested...

"World leaders! Next time 20 of you want to get together, use Skype!"

What do you think?!

THE G20 BRINGS RIOTS TO THE STREETS OF TORONTO!!

Check out the above images of what some angry protesters did in Toronto today in response to The G20 Summit!!

From breaking windows, fighting with police, burning cars, yelling out, "Death to Bieber", to even throwing maple syrup (how Canadian eh?!) at people, things got pretty out of hand.

Calm down people and have a beer!!

SEN. JOHN MCCAIN SUPPORTS EVERYTHING SNOOKI SAYS!!

After Jersey Shore star Snooki complained that, "I don't go tanning-tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning... And I feel like he did that intentionally for us," Sen. John McCain Tweeted the above message!!

So funny!! It's a good thing he's not the boss eh?!

RON MACLEAN SAVED A DROWNING MAN'S LIFE!!

Hockey Night in Canada host Ron MacLean was part of a heroic river rescue yesterday afternoon!!

Ron was having lunch on a patio by The Delaware River when a woman ran in screaming for them to help save her friend who was in the river drowning...

“There was four or five of us around... We jump up and I grabbed a velvet rope off one of the dividers they have in the restaurant. I thought that'd be useful to help pull the guy out of the water. I think the husband or boyfriend of the woman had already jumped into the river to assist. I just reached down with my right arm and two of the staff from the hotel used the velvet rope, then we pulled him up out of the water in the raft.”

Supposedly the man in the water was trying to kill himself, but Ron said he appeared grateful for being saved.

Let's see if Mr. Don Cherry can beat THAT story!!

MISS USA EXPLAINS HER STRIPPER POLE PHOTOS...

 

The newly crowned Miss USA, Rima Fakih, had this to say about why she was photographed on a stripper pole in 2007...

"It wasn't pole dancing... It was more of a promotional event. My friend who was a DJ at the station said 'Why don't you get up there?' I was just being silly... There wasn't supposed to be any pictures taken."

Work it girl... You're a role model to all haha!!

AND THE 2010 MISS USA IS...

The Miss USA contestants ignited controversy when racy photos of them were posted online last week, but who are we kidding, the pics only helped to boost the pageant's ratings!!

Fifty-one contestants competed earlier tonight for the title of Miss USA in Las Vegas and after everything was said and done (she even tripped on-stage), Miss Michigan, Rima Fakih took home the crown!!

She will now get a chance to compete for the Miss Universe Title later this summer... Congrats!!

THE GUMBALL 3000 RALLY TAKES ON THE CANADIAN LAW!!

Yesterday the annual Gumball 3000 Rally wound its way into Toronto, with one celebrity driver finding out the hard way about the province of Ontario’s strict street racing law!!

The driver of a 2009 Dodge Charger from California was stopped once near Kingston, Ontario for driving 140 km/h in a 100 km/h zone and given a ticket... Two hours later, the SAME DRIVER was pulled over for traveling 170 km/h!!

Under Ontario’s “Street Racing” legislation, anyone caught exceeding the posted limit by more than 50 km/h faces tough penalties; The police charged the driver with stunt driving, seized his license for seven days and impounded his vehicle.

However, the tickets didn't stop Idris Elba, Eve, Xzibit, Maximillion Cooper or Jade Jagger from partyin' all night at The Park Hyatt Hotel in the Bloor-Yorkville area...

The Gumballers are on their way from Toronto to New York today to complete the race!!

THE 2010 WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS' DINNER!!

Tons of celebs & media folk were spotted last night partyin' with President Barack Obama at The 2010 White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington, D.C.!!

Check out the photos above of: Jessica Simpson, Gabourey Sidibe, Larry King, Michael Douglas, Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Dennis Quaid, Jeff Probst, Seth McFarlane, Michelle & Barack Obama, The Jonas Brothers, Kate Capshaw, Steven Spielberg, Michelle Pfeiffer, David E. Kelley, Scarlett Johansson, Leslie Mann, Judd Apatow, Cynthia Nixon, Christin Davis, Christiane Amanpour and Colin Powell.

Obama pretty much summed-up the dinner when he said,

"This is no ordinary dinner... It's a big f**kin' meal!"

Who knew politics were THIS cool?! Check out Obama's full speech below where he takes shots at Jay Leno & The Jonas Brothers...

MCLOVIN' HAS NO LOVE FOR THE CITY OF HAMILTON!!

Christopher Mintz-Plasse, best known as McLovin' in 2007's comedy Superbad, had this to say in a recent interview about the city of Hamilton, Ontario (where they shot his new film Kick-Ass)...

"I hated it. Hated it. It was so bad... It was a bad area, but you've gotta do what you do for a good movie."

Reports out of Hamilton today are calling for the actor to be stoned to death!!

JUSTIN BIEBER HAS NO BEEF WITH PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!!

Justin Bieber has performed at The White House twice since he was introduced to President Barack Obama, but apparently Obama didn't get his name right at their first meeting...

"He messed up my name, but I give it to him. He's not the age category I sing to. He's not 'one less lonely girl.'"

Obama must be SOOOO relieved that Justin is such a forgiving man child!!

WEATHER WITH STEVE CARELL...

ZACK TAYLOR ANNOUNCES TORONTO MAYORAL CANDIDACY!!

 

It is with great pride and excitement that I announce officially that I will be running for Mayor of Toronto!!

For more details CLICK HERE.

Hope to have all YOUR support in the coming weeks... ZT4M!!

UPDATE: April Fools everyone!! I really should run for Mayor though eh?!

BIDEN DROPS THE F-BOMB!!

Check out this video of Vice President Joe Biden saying something to President Barack Obama at the HISTORIC healthcare reform signing earlier today!!

IS OBAMA AN AVATAR?!

OBAMA OWES HARPER SOME BEER!!

Prime Minister Stephen Harper is finally a winner!!

Harper and President Barack Obama each wagered a case of beer on the outcome of the Olympic men's hockey final... And now that Canada has won, Obama owes Harper a case of Molson Canadian!!

Drink up!!

WHY I REALLY LOVE THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT...

VOTE FOR WILL SMITH?!

Will Smith has expressed an interest in getting involved in politics to his wife, Jada Pinkett-Smith and she thinks there is a good chance he will go through with a campaign!!

“Will is thinking about going into politics. He once said he could imagine becoming a US president. He wasn’t joking, he was quite serious about it.”

I'd vote for the Fresh Prince!!

OBAMA: THE MUSICAL!!

Check out some highlights from the new musical, Hope!, hitting the stage in Germany next month!!

Have they really ran out of ideas?!

PEOPLE HATE GEORGE H.W. BUSH?!

OBAMA GIVES HIMSELF A B-PLUS!!

Last night on ABC’s Oprah’s Christmas Special at The White House, President Obama gave himself a B+ when asked how he would grade himself for his first year in office!!

“A good solid B-plus... I think we have inherited the biggest set of challenges of any president since Franklin Delano Roosevelt. We stabilized the economy… We are on our way out of Iraq. I think we’ve got the best possible plan for Afghanistan. We have reset our image around the world.”

What would YOU grade him?!

STUDENT ASKS OBAMA TO LEGALIZE DRUGS & PROSTITUTION!!

THE 97TH GREY CUP IN CALGARY...

For those that watch Canadian football (yes, we have our own league), the CFL's top two teams will meet later today in the Superbowl Grey Cup!!

It's The Montreal Alouettes vs. The Saskatchewan Roughriders - Who do you think will win?!

UPDATE: With seconds left on the clock, The Montreal Alouettes came back and won The Grey Cup 28-27 - What an exciting game!!!!!

OBAMA PARDONS A TURKEY!!

President Barack Obama has handed out his first pardon... To a turkey named Courage!!

The 45-pound turkey was spared from the Thanksgiving table earlier today, as Obama followed in President George H.W. Bush's footsteps...

"I'm told Presidents Eisenhower and Johnson actually ate their turkeys... You can't fault them for that; that's a good-looking bird. Thanks to the interventions of Malia and Sasha, because I was planning to eat this sucker, Courage will also be spared this terrible and delicious fate."

In response to Obama's comments that his daughters helped to save the turkey's life, the animal rights group PETA said it is giving Malia and Sasha special memberships in PETA Kids!!

SARAH PALIN HAS SOME VERY FUNNY SUPPORTERS!!

Check out this hilarious interview video of fans that showed up to Sarah Palin's book signing the other day!!

Too funny!!!!!