SOULJA BOY WANTS YOU TO READ ALL ABOUT HIS LIFE!!

Soulja Boy is releasing a memoir about his "rise to fame"!!

In conjunction with his next album, The DeAndre Way, the young rapper is releasing a book titled, Teenage Millionaire...

"It talks about me making my first million dollars at 17 years old. I talk about how my life changed. It talks about the music industry, everything I learned about the music industry. All the chapters break down my beliefs and what steps and methods I took to get in this position. I just want all my fans to read it when my album drops and have a good read and feel where I'm coming from."

Ummm... I think I'll pass!!

JON GOSSELIN WANTS YOU TO READ ALL ABOUT HIS LIFE!!

 

Jon Gosselin is outta money and can't get a job... So, he's writing a book!!

Jon has teamed up with life coach, Sylvia Lafair, to pen a book on his journey from being a nobody to a reality TV dad (and to a nobody again)...

“The book is about having eight kids all at once when he was under the age of 30. It includes some of the lessons that Jon has been learning with helpful hints on how he is working to reframe his relationship with his family including his two brothers and his mother. He wants to find a way to speak for his generation in terms of getting married, divorced and raising kids and finding a better way to live his life.”

Sounds interesting boring to me!!

BETTY WHITE IS WRITING A COUPLE BOOKS ABOUT HER LIFE!!

First she comes out with a clothing line, and now she's turning into an author!!

According to publisher, G.P. Putnam's Sons, 88-year-old actress Betty White has signed a deal to pen two books - The first book will be released in 2011, and be called, Listen Up.

They should make a movie about her life also!!

SNOOKI CAN'T COMPETE WITH SNOOKY THE CAT!!

 

The only thing standing between Snooki and her trademarking her nickname is… an illustrated cat!!

The Jersey Shore star has found an unusual nemesis in Snooky, the title character of a children’s book called, Adventures of Snooky: Under the Sea - Snooki aka Nicole Polizzi applied to trademark her nickname, but her application was REJECTED after the government determined there was a “likelihood of confusion” with the trademarked book’s character.

Awww poor little Snooki!!  Always gets beaten by another pus*y!!

JAY-Z IS RELEASING A MEMOIR!!

 

Jay-Z is goin' to be releasing a memoir!!

The book, titled Decoded, will go all the way back to Jay's childhood, growing up in Brooklyn's Marcy Projects, as well as his years as a teen drug dealer, and his path to becoming one of the world's most famous hip-hop stars...

"For the book, I was interviewed, people close to me were interviewed. So I was learning a lot of things I didn't know as a child. It's not anything I haven't said in the past, in songs. It's just more detailed. A song is three minutes long. A book doesn't have to rhyme, and it has no time limit, so you can say exactly how everything went."

This is something I def. would read / is gonna be a bestseller!!

THE DIARY OF LINDSAY LOHAN IS COMING SOON!!

Lindsay Lohan is trying to (obviously) turn her time behind bars into a profit!!

According to reports, Lindsay filled up several notebooks during her incarceration, documenting "every single thing about her life" in jail, in the hopes that she can eventually turn the "journal" into a book - She wrote about everything from her relationships to her family, and even talked about the dreams she was having while in jail.

Could be a best seller if you ask me!! 

JUSTIN BIEBER SET TO RELEASE A MEMOIR OF HIS LIFE!!

He’s one of the biggest names in the world of pop music, and now Justin Bieber is about to add ‘author’ to list of his accomplishments!!

The 16-year-old singer is planning on publishing a memoir of his "LONG" life so far - Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story, will be released in stores this October.

The book will contain never-before-seen pictures, and a behind-the-scenes telling of his rise to worldwide superstardom.

So much reading to do... I still need to buy his comic book haha!!

HUGH HEFNER IS A PLAYBOY, ACTIVIST AND REBEL!!

 

Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel opened in select cities across the country yesterday, and as the title implies, the documentary highlights the life of 84-year-old, Hugh Hefner!!

CLICK HERE to check out 69 57 fun facts about Playboy and Hugh you may or may not have known.

THE SITUATION IS NOW RELEASING HIS VERY OWN BOOK!!

 

First he decides to release a workout DVD, and now Jersey Shore's Mike Sorrentino aka The Situation is writing a self-help book!!

Who knew he could even write?!

The book will teach readers about how to survive the "Jersey Shore lifestyle", and in case you REALLY want it, this amazing piece of literature is due out in November courtesy of Gotham Books.

Why do people buy "self-help" books?! Buying a book isn't "self-help" it's just "help"!!

JUSTIN BIEBER IS GETTING HIS OWN COMIC BOOK!!

 

This October, Bluewater Productions will be releasing a 32-page comic book based on Justin Bieber’s long life!!

The comic will be titled, Fame: Justin Bieber, and will tell the tale of how little Justin became the big star / P-I-M-P he is today. 

Meh... Superman & Spider-Man could so totally kick his butt!!

ARCHIE TAKES ON JERSEY SHORE AND TWILIGHT!!

Archie Comics are releasing some special edition issues poking fun at MTV's Jersey Shore and Twilight!!

The new issues will hit stands in a couple days...

"Will Betty and Veronica fall for the new, mysterious students at their school? Will one of the guys spend most of the story shirtless? Where does Jughead stand in the sparkling vampires debate? These are the questions that haunt my soul!"

Gotta admit, I used to love reading Archie Comics back in the day!!

DC COMICS GIVE WONDER WOMAN A MAKEOVER!!

 

Wonder Woman has gotten a makeover!!

According to DC Comics, the superhero's longtime outfit is getting a new, "tough, elegant, street-fighter" wardrobe which includes pants, pockets and bracelets that now brand bad guys with a giant "W" when she hits them.

What do YOU think of the new look?!

KATHERINE JACKSON WANTS YOU TO BUY HER NEW BOOK!!

Katherine Jackson, Michael Jackson's mother, is releasing a book called, Never Can Say Goodbye: The Katherine Jackson Archives on June 25th, the anniversary of Michael's death!!

The book will feature photos from her personal family collection, along with her reminiscences.

What this family won't do for money eh?!

HBO WANTS TO TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO MAKE OTHERS ORGASM!!

Ladies get ready & gents get your notepads out...

HBO is developing a comedy based on the non-fiction book, Thanks For Coming: A Young Woman's Quest For An Orgasm!!

In the book, Mara Altman, a former staff writer for The Village Voice, chronicles her experiences as a single 26-year-old woman in New York who never had an orgasm and starts on a journey to get one.

Inneresting… Should be funny to watch!!

ROBERT MUNSCH ADMITS HE WAS ADDICTED TO COKE & BOOZE!!

Robert Munsch's unique stories have made his books VERY popular in everyone's childhood... His new story, is not so great!!

Over the weekend Robert announced that he is 4-months clean after battles with cocaine and alcohol addiction - He said in a statement on his website that his mental health and addiction problems are no secret to his friends & family, and that he's been going to 12-step recovery meetings for more than 25 years.

Hopefully everything gets better, and we can have some new stories soon!!

BRITTANY MURPHY'S WIDOWER IS SLEEPING WITH HER MOM?!

While Brittany Murphy's widower, Simon Monjack, and the late actress' mother, Sharon, insist their relationship is totally appropriate for a son-in-law & mother-in-law, a number of Brittany's close Hollywood associates / friends think otherwise!!

Monjack & Murphy are continuing to live together, and according to one of her friends, the relationship has taken a romantic turn...

"They're busy peddling a tell-all book about Brittany to publishers, but so far there are no takers. Sadly, unless that book reveals some pretty salacious stuff, which I doubt they have, except for eating-disorder and prescription-drug stuff, it's not enough to sell many books. I think once their romantic relationship comes out it will help... I don't think they are ready to make that public yet though.''

Ewww!!

WHITNEY PORT WANTS TO GIVE YOU LADIES SOME ADVICE!!

She's already a reality star and now, just like Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port wants to be an author!!

The MTV star is coming out with an ADVICE book called, True Whit...

"Being a twenty-something can be a difficult phase... There are so many questions, and I wanted to write about my experiences for anyone who needs help navigating through life. It’s a really fun and fresh how-to-guide where I can share anecdotes that I've learned from both work and my personal life."

If you care, the book is due out in stores in 2011.

ANOTHER HARRY POTTER BOOK IS ON THE WAY?!

While at The White House a couple days ago, J.K. Rowling delighted the audience with a reading from her first Harry Potter novel and by answering some questions from her fans!!

One question was if she had any plans to write another Harry Potter book...

“I’m quite sure in the not-too-distant future, I will bring out another book.”

That sounds like a "yes" to me!!

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A JERSEY SHORE "GUIDO GUIDE" IS COMING YOUR WAY!!

Both J-Woww and Ronnie of Jersey Shore fame have signed a book deal!!

The book is being described as a “guido guide” called, Never Fall In Love At The Jersey Shore - The book will be released by St. Martin’s Press later this year.

I'm still holding out for The Snooki Diaries ;)

HILARY DUFF IS AN AUTHOR?!

Hilary Duff is in need of more money writing some books!!

The newly engaged 22-year-old actress/singer has confirmed she is working on a series of young adult novels, the first of which will debut this fall - Simon & Schuster Books says the first novel is called, Elixir, and is about “the worldwide adventures of young photojournalist Clea Raymond.”

Hilary is also plotting a non-fiction book about children coping with divorce, scheduled for release in 2012.

LINDSAY LOHAN IS WRITING A BOOK!!

Because she is full of wisdom, Lindsay Lohan will soon bless the world with her words in a new book!!

"I write a lot and it's very therapeutic for me because then I can see what's happening on paper. I've started writing a book. It's going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There's a lot to put down, you know?"

I can't wait to read all her insights!!

LAUREN CONRAD IS A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER AGAIN!!

Lauren Conrad's second book has topped The New York Times Bestseller List again!!

Sweet Little Lies follows her hugely successful debut novel, L.A. Candy...

"It's so gratifying for my second book to be so successful and it was so fun to write! The characters were already developed so I really enjoyed the process so much more this time around. All the characters have become like my friends now."

 I don't even remember the last FULL book I read :(

ANGELINA JOLIE CHEATED ON BRAD PITT WITH LADY GAGA?!

This is the best Angelina Jolie rumour EVER!!

According to Ian Halperin, author of the recent bestseller, Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Angelina cheated on Brad with Lady GaGa!!

Ian says that both are bisexual and had a secret rendez vous a while back at The Beverly Wilshire Hotel - He also claims she cheated with one of the dialect coaches she worked with on the set of her movie Salt.

People will say anything to sell books eh?!

LAUREN CONRAD IS PRETTY IN RED...

Lauren Conrad was spotted at The Bank Nightclub in Las Vegas last night promoting her second novel, Sweet Little Lies, which hits stores Feb. 2nd!!

She looks great in red eh?!

TIGER WOODS GOES GAY?!

One of Tiger Woods' many gals, Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, has landed herself a book deal!!

And just to make sure she sells A LOT of books, Loredana is dropping the mother of all lies... She claims Tiger had gay lovers - In the book, she claims to have seen Tiger in "gay encounters," and having sexual relationships with other men.

Haha... Do YOU think Tiger went gay?! I don't!! But I guess some people will buy into her lies...

YOKO ONO IS WRITING AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY!!

Yoko Ono has announced that she will be writing an autobiography about her life with John Lennon!!

Yoko has previously said that she wouldn't write such a book to protect the families involved including John's ex-wife Cynthia Lenno, but obviously she wants some attention someone is paying her A LOT!!

A Beatles expert says,

"Unlike Cynthia, Yoko has never really told her side of the Beatles story and the truth about her affair and subsequent marriage to John, so the book will be much awaited. She's always maintained she never broke up The Beatles, so this will be her chance to put the record straight."

I think I may just buy her book once it comes out!!

SARAH PALIN HAS GONE PLATINUM!!

After just over two weeks of sales, the political memoir from controversial former GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin has sold 1 million copies!!

Congrats?! 

ZACK TAYLOR REVIEWS HEIDI MONTAG & SPENCER PRATT'S "BOOK"...

So I just received in the mail my "advance copy" of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s book (yes, they wrote a book) called, How To Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture!!

The name pretty much sums up the disaster book, but hey, if you don't want to judge a book by its cover and want to read further, than prepare yourself for some punishment... There are MANY useless chapters, like the one titled, Pretty on the Outside, which reminds readers that “celebrities are there to look hot for the common people. It’s our job.” And if that chapter doesn't cut it for you, there's another that teaches you why you should get botox and your boobs/butt done (just what every parent wants their child reading)!!

I don't think I need to review this book any further as you kinda can catch my drift on the whole thing - As one book reviewer said, "They didn’t need to play the music of Britney Spears and R.E.M. for detainees at Gitmo, they could have just read a few pages from this book."

How To Be Famous is sadly available everywhere Nov. 16th - But if you email me NOW, maybe I'll let you borrow my copy door stopper!!

KATIE PRICE: HOT OR NOT?!

Katie Price was spotted at a book signing for her new book, Standing Out: My Look, My Style, My Life at Waterstone's in Essex, England yesterday.

Hot or not?!