Seth MacFarlane has announced that the new comic book, which will be released through Titan Comics, "will follow the Griffin family on a string of brand new outrageous storylines that are too 'out there' for TV."
A new Charlie Sheen "love doll" titled, Crackhead Charlie, has just been released online and into pleasure shops across North America for the small price of $29.99 plus tax.
A written description on the box reads: "You don't have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Don't be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin' drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!"
Unfortunately, the doll package does NOT include: •Goddesses •7 Gram Rocks •Tiger's Blood •Scotch •Smokes •Magic Powers
The other day in Toronto, thousands of protesters were spotted rallying in support of Miley Cyrus sluts everywhere!!
Back in January, a Toronto police officer told a group of students at York University that they could avoid assaults and getting raped on campus by not dressing like a bunch of sluts.
Obviously the comment didn't sit well, and therefore people wearing whatever they wanted, took to the streets in what they called, The Slut Walk.
One female protester said, "Just cause I'm a slut doesn't mean I want to be raped. Anyone can be a slut. Look at Miley Cyrus. I doubt she is asking to be raped. The most respected, powerful woman can be degraded down to nothing because of what she's wearing."
Long live sexually promiscuous individuals everywhere!!
Now that he's done with politics, Arnold Schwarzenegger is coming back to TV in a new animated series called, The Governator!!
The actor had this to say about the new project, “When I ran for governor back in 2003 and I started hearing people talking about ‘the Governator,’ I thought the word was so cool. The word Governator combined two worlds: the world of politics and the movie world.”
And to make matters more exciting, Stan Lee is joining the show and turning Arnold into a superhero, “The Governator is going to be a great superhero, but he’ll also be Arnold Schwarzenegger."
He'll be back animated!! CLICK HERE to watch the trailer for the new show!!
Rumours are going around that actor Christopher Mintz-Plasse, who played Fogell aka McLovin'in the Superbad comedy a couple years ago, is set to star in a spin-off movie which "will follow McLovin' as he takes on college."
Cheryl Cole has revealed she hates American chocolate!!
The singer, who just moved to the USA from England to be a judge on the US X-Factor, had this to say about the sweets in her new country, "American chocolate is awful! It's like wax. I have to get some Dairy Milk or Galaxy brought out. As for their KitKats,I don't know how they can even call them KitKats."
I'm sure with the amount she's making as a judge, she can bring out whatever kind of chocolate she wants!!
Michael Lohan is apologizing to his family... for the 100th time!!
Lindsay Lohan's dad, who was recently arrested for allegedly beating-up his ex-girlfriend Kate Major, just released a statement saying: "I want to apologize to my wife and children for not concentrating on helping them and taking the focus off of them. I totally neglected focusing on them. I blame my problems on my co-dependency issues."
Cameron Diaz recenty revealed that she used to buy marijuana off Cordozar Calvin Broadus aka Snoop Dogg back in the day when they were both in high school!!
The actress admitted, "We went to high school together in Long Beach. He was a year older than me. He was very tall and skinny and wore lots of ponytails in his hair and I'm pretty sure I got weed from him. I had to have! I was green even in high school!"
However, Snoop had this to say about what he thinks he used to sell her, "I might have sold her some of that white girl weed. You know, sticks and stems and seeds."
Hey, if you're gonna buy oregano weed off someone, Snoop-A-Loop I'm assuming is definitely a good guy to go to!!
The much-hyped opening night tour stop ended in disaster, as the former Two and a Half Men actor was booed off-stage, less than an hour into the show.
A ZackTaylor.ca reader who was in the audience reports that "Charlie pretty much told crack jokes and showed video clips with music. People started shouting "You Suck" towards him and booing him, so he just left the stage for good after saying, "Already got your f**ing money!" It was very unorganized, and a lot of people were left pissed off."
Former employees of Flavor Flav's Chicken say their paychecks are bouncing, and are now pissed-off at the former rapper!!
A number of people told media outlets in Clinton, IA that they couldn't cash their checks, with one being for only $150, and have been asking to fast-food joint to pay-up.
Flav has responded to the news by saying, "It's not true information, first of all. And second of all, maybe these are people that's just jealous of me being here and probably want to see me out. Yes, we do have money in our accounts."
Nicole Polizzi aka Snooki was paid $32,000 for an appearance at The Livingston Student Center at Rutgers University and students who go to the school are now PISSED OFF!!
The Jersey Shore star was hired by the school to do a little fist pumping Q&A session with students, teach them how to do her infamous “poof” hair, and give them some advice such as, "Study hard, but party harder."
However, despite the very "educational" session, students are now upset with school officials after a rep. admitted that the appearance fee money came out of their tuition dollars.
Khloe Kardashian is the latest celeb to have her Twitter account hacked!!
Someone hijacked the reality star’s account and has been firing off some pretty funny totally inappropriate Tweets.
Along some of the messages: “My poops are in the shape of Ks”, “If no one was there to hear me qu**f, did it really exist?”, “I DON’T CRAP... I KRAP!”, “Sometimes I make Lam-Lam pretend my boobies are basketballs. I paint them orange and ask him to dribble them.”
If you wanna make Amanda Seyfried laugh, just pull-out a male reproductive, intromittent organ joke!!
In a recent interview the actress revealed, "I think it comes from the morbid sense of humor my sister has. I love sick jokes. I can't tell you, but what I will say is that nothing shocks me. Really nothing. Gross things make me laugh like a 12-year-old. Penis jokes make me laugh."
Joke: What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?! The longer you play with them, the harder they get!!
As the written description on the doll's box reads: "She's had years of practice speaking into the mic, and now she's ready for yours. Just add air and this teen-queen pole-dancing princess comes of age right before your own eyes. Daddy's little stoner is ready for you to bone her!"
Last year, the singer surprised Russell Brand with a $200,000 ticket to outer space aboard a commercial space line owned by British billionaire Richard Branson, and now she has just bought herself a ticket.
Even though she was caught in a nude photo scandal last year, Rihanna says that she likes sexting a guy while she's dating him!!
In a recent interview the singer said, "When you're not with the person you want to be intimate with, a picture is the next best thing. Well, Skype is safer. But a picture lasts a long time. When you're alone, pictures can be very handy."
I guess some more "leaked" nude photos will be released one day!!