A couple weeks ago, Spencer Rice aka Spenny from the popular T.V. show Kenny Vs. Spenny wrote on his blog a very heart-warming message directed at myself...
"Zack, you are a two-bit, gutless, worm, and if I ever met you, I would most certainly give you a dirty look. You’re a low-life maggot. You make Perez Hilton look like Walter Cronkite. And for future reference, if you want to catch me in a drunken stupor, I recommend catching me on St Paddy’s Day or Keith Richard’s birthday, but not coming out of a kid’s movie with my girlfriend’s nieces. Fuck you."
I figured, why not call this guy up and meet for some "dirty looks" & drinks (I didn't think he'd actually accept my offer), since that is how all this started...
It was neither St. Paddy's Day or Keith Richard's Birthday, but what I did do was challenge Spenny to a drinking competition of who could drink more... The loser pays the bill!!
It was a hard fought battle but in the end...
...I think the only thing left to say now is: FUCK YOU SPENNY I want a rematch haha!!
UPDATE: Spenny just posted the following thoughts about me:
"Zack is a good-ish guy. We met and discussed my hissy-fit blog against him. I reminded him that my panties are always in a knot. His explanation for the false information on his blog about me, though morally bankrupt, was somewhat accpetable to me. As far as the drinking, unfortunately he challenged me on a night I could have out-drank Dean Martin. Some days are like that for me. To his credit, I had horrible hangover the next day. At the end he had me drinking some sugary booze... I hate sugary booze. And he was a good sport to allow his puking to be documented. So, all is good. Next time there's bullshit about me on his site, I'll let him know so he can correct it."
hahaha spenny rocks!!!
Posted by: fvffc | December 01, 2009 at 10:09 AM
He's the biggest loser ever!!!
Posted by: Mike | December 01, 2009 at 10:24 AM
hahahah.
Posted by: ginger | December 01, 2009 at 10:51 AM
His girlfriend looks like a scary witch.
Posted by: Sebastian | December 01, 2009 at 01:41 PM
I agree, she has the skin of a 50-year-old. Moisturizer goes a long way, sweetie. Eww, and her hair...can someone say oil slick...so dirty, take a shower.
Posted by: fsffa | December 01, 2009 at 03:35 PM
Too bad Halloween is over :)
Posted by: Sari | December 01, 2009 at 05:59 PM
Oh you are soooo nasty and sooo wrong. I've met this girl. She's stunningly beautiful, very well educated and a sweetheart. How about posting a picture of yourself nasty? Bet that scares you more than a little eh?
Posted by: cs | December 02, 2009 at 12:43 PM
I know her and her sister. Not at all beautiful, very average 4/10. She seems nice though.
Posted by: Carl | December 02, 2009 at 02:13 PM
try again....she doesn't have a sister.
Posted by: cs | December 02, 2009 at 02:45 PM
Hey douche bags Opinions are like assholes everyone’s got one and they all stink
Posted by: big brother | December 02, 2009 at 04:28 PM
Hey guys,
I was next to them at the bar that night. Zack you rock buddy!
She is no beauty by all means but an ok girl. Not everyone has the good fortune of being atractive. Everyone be nice. We are who we are.
Posted by: jwc | December 03, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Spenny is a despicable man. And he doesn't even realize it, or chooses to close his eyes. So sad. Shame on you.
Posted by: mk | December 04, 2009 at 02:31 PM
OMG, the girl in the photo works at the same place I do. No one likes her. She is very phony a true bitch, but hides it very well. Says one thing but always has an agenda. She loves the attention.
Famewhore. Get over yourself. Spenny you could do a lot better. (especially in the looks dept).
Posted by: 411 | January 01, 2010 at 10:12 PM
I've dated her spenny, run while you have a chance her family is nutso, such opportunists. I learned the hard way, buddy.
Posted by: rockfan | January 26, 2010 at 07:18 PM
Kim Salmon is a whore.
www.facebook.com/kim.salmon1?v=info
Posted by: w. | January 27, 2010 at 04:36 PM
There's a reason she is not well-liked Spenny. Watch your back. She has a lot of enemies.
Posted by: bb | January 28, 2010 at 11:22 AM
yup, kim's a true country hick! no class. brother & family even worse.
Posted by: smarties | February 05, 2010 at 05:42 PM
Horrible hat Spenny. So ugly & makes you look like an old man.
Posted by: Cindy | March 24, 2010 at 01:14 PM
Kim is in my yoga class. Her sweat smells bad. She's the talk of the locker area. Sorry girl, just tryin' to help.
Posted by: Sjp | March 24, 2010 at 01:18 PM
Saw her at the TFC game tonight..ugly plain jane girl.
Posted by: tj | June 26, 2010 at 09:06 PM
Kim is a Pudgie be-yotch, go back to hot yoga and shed 10 pounds. And get a professional stylist for your hair asap. MAJOR FAIL.
Posted by: melissab. | July 17, 2010 at 01:20 PM
Not hot at all.
Posted by: dave | July 25, 2010 at 07:22 PM
spenny's ex-wife = hot milf
Posted by: rob | July 28, 2010 at 11:50 PM