Olympic 400 metres champ LaShawn Merritt of The United States has been suspended after testing positive for an anabolic steroid contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product!!
The 23-year-old American had this to say earlier today...
"To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around. I hope my sponsors, family, friends and the sport itself will forgive me for making such a foolish, immature and egotistical mistake. Any penalty that I may receive for my action will not overshadow the embarrassment and humiliation that I feel inside. I am deeply sorry and hope that other athletes who take these types of over-the-counter products will be even more cautious and read the fine print, because if it can happen to me, it could happen to you."
Is it bad that I am kinda LOLing at this?!